About us
Hi, I'm the founder of Crumb Patrol.
By day, I have spent years in a tech job here in San Francisco. It is a “good job.” It is also a lot of screens, a lot of stress, and not a lot of actual human contact.
Crumb Patrol started as the antidote to that.
I love working with my hands. There is something about taking a stroller that looks like it lost a fight with a smoothie and returning it fresh, clean, and ready for the next adventure that quiets my brain in the best way. No notifications. No meetings. Just a real thing getting genuinely better in front of me.
Why strollers and car seats?
Because the results are immediate, and because they matter to people. Parents are busy, tired, and surrounded by gear that somehow collects every crumb, spill, and mystery stain a small human can produce. Deep-cleaning that gear is not glamorous, but handing it back looking new is one of those small joys that actually makes someone's week.
I get to meet the people I help, hear about their kids, and deliver something they can see and feel right away. That's the whole reason I do this.
What you can expect
Every item gets the same care I'd give my own family's gear: non-toxic, fragrance-free products, a thorough process, and pickup and delivery so you never have to load a filthy car seat into your own car. If something won't fully come clean, you'll hear about it honestly. I'd rather tell you the truth than oversell.
Crumb Patrol serves San Francisco, San Mateo, and Marin counties. If your gear needs some love, I'd be glad to help.